VAWA gives more rights to illegals than citizens

VAWA gives more rights to illegals than citizens

செய்தியும் சிந்தனையும் :

அமேரிக்க பிரஜைகளை விடவும், அபயம் கேட்கும் பெண்டிருக்கு அமேரிக்க அரசு அதிக சலுகைகள் கொடுக்கிறது என்கிறார் இந்த பதிவாளர் !!

கண்ணாலம் கட்டிக்கிட்டு அமேரிக்கா போனியா .... ஐயோ என்னை புருஷன் என்னை அசிங்கமா திட்டடுரான்ன்னு கம்ப்ளையிண்டு குடுத்தாலே போதும் (அடிக்க வேணாம், கொள்ள வேணாம்...) பெண்களுக்கு பாதுகாப்புன்ற பேர்ல அமேரிக்காவுல இருக்க இடம், குழந்தை பாதுகாப்பு, அமேரிக்க வேலைக்கு தேடும் உறிமை...ஏன் .... நிரந்தரமாய் அமேரிக்காவில் வாழ பிரஜா உரிமையும் கிடைக்கும் என்கிறது இந்த பதிவு...

சர்தான் ..... .... தம்மாத்தூண்டு விசாவுக்கு கால் கடுக்க அமேரிக்கன் எம்பேசி முன்னால காத்து கெடக்க வேணாமோ ???

சுளுவாக்கீதேப்பா .... அதான் இம்புட்டு விவாகரத்து கூடிக்கிடே போவுதோ ??

என்னாவோ போ

Carey Roberts

September 18, 2007

Attention, ladies of the world: The U.S. Congress has now granted you the Keys to Kingdom that will unlock the door to U.S. citizenship, a good-paying job, and tons of free services. Here's how it works.

First, get into the United States, anyway you can. If you're going to do it legally, a Temporary Worker visa is the easiest way. But why bother with the paperwork, just walk across the border when they're looking the other way!

Next, you need to find a man. Do it quickly before they can deport you. And preferably a guy who can't afford his own lawyer — I'll explain why in a minute.

Tell him you came to the United States to find a new life, to start over, whatever. Use your feminine wiles. Tell him how badly your previous boss or boyfriend treated you. Move in with him. If you can get pregnant or married, that much better.

Here's where it gets a little dicey, but if you follow my instructions carefully, you'll nail down that restraining order and hit the VAWA jackpot. Think of a time when he raised his voice, got angry, or told you to stop over-spending the bank account. In our abundant Land of Opportunity, all of those things are considered to be domestic violence!

Now all you have to do is go to a judge and say the argument you had last night made you feel afraid. If you can say it with a trembling lip or misted eye, that will work wonders. Or just accuse him of trying to "control" you. All this may sound unbelievable, but judges have been to lots of classes, and they know that domestic violence is all about power and control. If that doesn't work, just make something up about him shoving or forcing you to have sex. But don't claim he actually slugged you, or the judge might want to see the bruises — then you'd have some explaining to do.

Don't worry about your illegal status, because amazingly the judge is not allowed to ask. Not only that, judges are instructed, "A denial of a protective order would be discrimination based on national origin which is specifically prohibited by law." You can find that in the Arizona Domestic Violence Benchbook — right there on page 25:
http://www.blogger.com/www.supreme.state.az.us/cidvc/PDF/DVBB.pdf

That drive-through restraining order will get your husband or boyfriend kicked out of the house. Now the fun really begins.

First, claiming to be a battered woman (it's better to use red-meat words like "battered" rather than "abused") makes it almost impossible for the Citizenship and Immigration Service to deport you.

And now you can start to apply for a broad range of benefits — welfare, Medicaid, and child support. Remember, none of these programs need to know that you are an illegal immigrant — even if they ask, and don't have to answer.

Then you can go to the Immigration Service and "self-petition" for work authorization, permanent residency, and eventual citizenship. Form I-360 says all you need is an order of protection — so the 15 minutes you spent at the courthouse is already reaping huge dividends.

At some point they might ask you if you are a victim of battery or extreme cruelty. Don't worry, because if you look at the fine print, the law says your self-declaration is enough. That means whatever you say, they have to believe you. Didn't I tell you this was going to be a blast?

And there are loads of websites that give step-by-step instructions how to work the system, like WomensLaw.org: http://www.womenslaw.org/immigrantsVAWA.htm#25

If you still don't believe me how easy this is, then go to the website of the U.S. government: http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=499a6c854523d010VgnVCM10000048f3d6a1RCRD&vgnextchannel=828807b03d92b010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCRD

So it all boils down to three simple steps:
1. Get into the country
2. Find a man
3. Accuse him of abuse

And remember the Violence Against Women Act guarantees you free legal help. But your husband or boyfriend won't be eligible, so if he can't afford a lawyer, you've already won the case.

Maybe you've heard of men who were falsely accused of abuse, how it ruined their reputations, emptied out their bank accounts, and destroyed relationships with their children. Don't worry about those stories. Congress put these benefits into the VAWA law, so obviously it intended for you to take advantage of them.

You go, girl!

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